"It's kind of like a turkey version of 'Dancing with the Stars.'"
Let’s face it: Unless the North Koreans cross the DMZ or some air traveler wigs out during a TSA junk-touching, this is likely to be the big story of the day. Savor the joys of the holiday-week news cycle, my friends. In case the clip’s not enough to entertain you, see HuffPo for some opportunistic [...]